What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What melts your heart every time without fail?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?